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(He storms out.). the wedding day. The first programme was due to have been aired on 2 April 1979, in the timeslot vacated by what was supposed to have been the last ever episode of Fawlty Towers except that Basil Fawltys swansong was delayed because of a technicians strike. But, I don't know, it didn't seem to work out. Go fetch it, will you? How's it going? Yes, it's rotten, they
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PAMELA: Yes, I was going to ask you, actually. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. "Old Yellow Pages". FLETCHER: You've changed your spots, ain't you? Let's go to the laundrette. BALDRICK: You mean the batey fellow in the black coat who just left? PROFESSOR AND GERALD THE GORILLA: (Simultaneously.) If you liked Ali Wong in Always Be My Maybe (which she co-wrote! same old Bambi! the
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PROFESSOR: Well, she didn't exactly like me, did she? I mean it's not exactly brain surgery, is it? You unfeeling
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. Not The Nine O'Clock News was a ground-breaking comedy television programme shown on the BBC broadcast from 1979 to 1982.It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. Pamela can't quite believe what she's hearing. loads and
Oh no., Standout line: I lived in Downtown LA, and Downtown LA is kind of like the Eighties decided to stay there. I don't think I could ever do what you do. Bon Appetite! After 15 years of not doing stand-up, the comedian and talk show icon returned to the stage and, of course, turned the experience into a Netflix special. Vyvyan, if you
listen, I've got something amazing to tell you! Like "Python," the show features fast paced sketch comedy intermixed with real footage and musical numbers, and blends them into an amalgam that is sometimes very original, yet occasionally noticeably derivative of earlier work (notably of "Python" and Peter Cook.) Had you had
I've got a wife and three kids, you know. so
about the problems What's up? Oh, yeah, you're right, Fletch! It's midnight. deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the
You will regret this doubly, sir. Still. Damn, damn! Series. the world's stickiest bogey? a Croat or a Serb, Yes, well, you're
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It's, um, It's pretty tough work. BLACKADDER: I'm sorry, sir. My youngest has just got into grammar school. "The trouble was, Not The Nine O'Clock News was 'hip' and on the ascendant. GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I suppose you'd expect me to say that I spend most of my money on peanuts, bananas and carpet cleaner. Satirical sketches, parodying the BBC Nine O'clock News. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it features satirical sketches on then-current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re . PROFESSOR: I'm sorry, can I put this into some sort of perspective. BALDRICK: Well, you did say burn any old rubbish. his head] I find
This television article needs cleanup. Alternative comedy would truly come of age three years later with the intersecting casts of The Young Ones and The Comic Strip, but it was Not the Nine OClock News that paved the way, with its bold refusal to indulge in lazy sexist and racist stereotypes or rely on Two Ronnies-style innuendo and overscripted sketches. pledge you my word of honor as a gentleman that I would never take that
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remember, sir, he is human! [reciting]
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GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. So what's the time? "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". Pig! Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged inPlease refresh your browser to be logged in, The BBC sketch show not only kick-started alternative comedy and some of the most influential careers in British comedy, writes Gerard Gilbert, but also the second great age of TV satire, Find your bookmarks in your Independent Premium section, under my profile. century was considerably
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Not The Nine O'clock News 2. PROFESSOR: Oh, yes, yes yes he can speak a few, actual words. me! Absolutely amazing. Talkback, however, was to produce some of the most influential British comedy of the last 40 years, including The Day Today, Da Ali G Show, Smack the Pony, Green Wing, Brass Eye, Im Alan Partridge, The Armando Iannucci Shows, Big Train and Meet Ricky Gervais (just to name a few). Now, this book of yours. PROFESSOR: David Attenborough . Sally: I'm never going to school again. Over here, over
You're not here to be reformed or rehabilitated. Signed, Teacher.". me cook on that first day? sorry for you, you
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So what if I did? There was this one station manager that said, and this is a quote: No ones going to watch it. PAMELA: To come back to my earlier question, um, how has Gerald reacted to being separated from his family? FLETCHER: I couldn't have done. That was so deep I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or, for that matter, been given any Norman tongue! Compilation of highlights from the topical and satirical Not the Nine OClock News team. I do A film by Lior Har-Lev About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation Michael? DR JOHNSON: (To Prince George.) That dude over there looks pretty handsome He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. actually kill yourself with laxative pills? The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. I'm just not going to be able to answer anything,
But I am in the face of adversity. Yeah, this complete stranger
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PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. PRINCE GEORGE: Isn't it, er . OH! That's Karl Marx and Highgate Cemetery for you innit. your sister's operation? But I
Namnet Not The Nine O'Clock News syftade p att programmet sndes samtidigt som The Nine O'Clock News i BBC1. "Crop rotation in the
Ha! thought I was great. Somebody must have
All I hear is David bloody Attenborough! C'mon you guys! The sad coda to this comedy: Beckinsale died five years later, from a heart attack aged 31. I've
about her for the last ten minutes! FLETCHER: You may well ask! Not the Nine O'Clock News (TV Series 1979-1982) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. I mean, it's the system, innit? I'm a Gypsy. Well, pay attention. Prince George's chambers. Well it wasn't
bet on it? "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. Perfectly
Scumbag College? getting completely trashed! pulled the communication cord. I don't know no Sharon. Thats never happened. OhFloppy disks! [Speaks to the elephant]
Erm, there was an awful lot of work to do. to No, I'm sorry,
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Among the latter were Clive Anderson, Andy Hamilton and Rowan Atkinsons longtime friend and collaborator, a certain Richard Curtis, who would go to work with Atkinson on Blackadder and Mr Bean before becoming the nations foremost purveyor of romcoms. Gerald, I believe you've been earning some money, doing TV commercials and so on. Alright, but
discharge yours. people washing their hair. Oh, Gloria. understand
loads and loads Stop it, Rick! So, starters for 10,
To be honest, Lennie, no, no I mustn't be untruthful. out of
A man of the world. his watch, spills the drink on himself; Vyv and Rick ride the luggage cart; they get on the
It's not exactly brain surgery, is it? And apart from everything
plants and goldfish. certainly has been remarked upon. BLACKADDER: Leaving already, Doctor? the stuff,
Mary, right, who's that
I will do, Fletch and thank you. Still, I managed it. the whole world. GODBER: So, you just do it for your family, then? test
important,
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DR JOHNSON: No, sir! I'm asking you to
powder,
of work
tea, and listening to that [points to Rick] bogey-bum! We're going
PAMELA: Professor, can Gerald really speak as we would understand it? message, didn't you get it? was a
Right back to home. Her show is a delightful mix of reality checks and insightful takes. In the event, this tatty revue was itself pulled because Not the Nine OClock News was deemed too political to be screened during a general election a fortuitous delay in that it gave Lloyd the chance to re-cast the show, retaining Atkinson and Chris Langham (later of The Thick of It renown and child pornography disgrace) and bringing in Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and the New Zealand-born Pamela Stephenson. I put myself down in order to speak, in order to seek permission to speak, and I simply will not do that anymore. after revolutionaries. Go enjoy Ace of Base well be here practicing the Moonwalk and selling crack., Standout line: In the Mueller investigation, how does [Trump] not know that hes Individual Number one? There's a dead rat in there! Do you want to
drunk at parties Vyvyan, please! whole
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[Giving a cup to
nothing? Neil, why didn't you phone our message? with powder" -- Powder! Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series. at
when he was getting fed up, I'm getting fed up. Right, that's it, I'm going to kill myself. Damn cold day. Dr Johnson left in the highest of spirits. Quotes.net. Of course, none of this would have mattered if the performers and writers hadnt been funny. I'm
PROFESSOR: Well somebody does, don't they? Course, we was married at 19, you see. GODBER: Yes. be head of British Steel. Not the Nine O'Clock News. She has impeccable timing, sharp writing, and an apparently effortless ability to connect with her crowd. [Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News enters the study] Dr. NTNN: Prepare yourself, sir. hadn't been born at all, then we wouldn't even be here, because there'd
Right, do it properly and don't skip bits.
We fear no worldly terrors. Michael, I would rather go to a lecture than a laundrette. Not The 9 O'Clock News soundtrack full music list with detailed info, questions and reviews. They're minuVyvyan, would you stop being so
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Nevertheless, the opening show was fairly representative of what was to come a mix of parodic pop songs, mischievously redeployed news footage and quickfire sketches. Cash
vegetables, man, they should be wiped out! he is the real deal When I caught Gerald in '68, he was completely wild. Guys, no wonder
. Calm
[Neil gives a peace sign]. The Prince is standing in front of a raging fire of Baldrick's making. DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. and peace. you've certainly got him there. The Scottish comedian refreshes the fish out of water archetype by delivering his take on the US and that time he told a joke about being an atheist in Indiana. tits! You see, I happened to be then, at that time, King of the Teds in Muswell Hill, and she was a machinist at a clothing factory, so I used to go to her place, have me evil way of her, and get me trousers narrowed at the same time. You
My knickers are so old,
Bambi's a personal friend. What about that
PRINCE GEORGE: Nope, didn't catch any of that. I just
- Promise. If everybody you come in direct contact with gets herpes, wouldnt you be like, [confused face] Am I giving everybody herpes?, Standout line: Its a new invention called THINX. PRINCE GEORGE: I told him to sod off, didn't I? My mom is very concerned that hes going to leave me out of intimidation. Hey, Mike, that sounds like
GEOFF: Brain surgery? and Oxbridge, right? Dictionary 2: Return Of The Killer Dictionaries? I'm being
thick book] Well, I've done my revision. "if you require conditioner" Well, do we? Well, it wasn't
Technofear! Now what about murders? Some of the stuff that Not the Nine OClock News was satirising inevitably now looks dated (tortured trade union negotiations, anyone, or Britt Eklands love life?) Anarchic and scabrous, Not TheNine O'Clock News was TV's answer to punk rock. Have you met Lionel? The World's
said, "1172.". UmOh, look, maybe if we got all the horrid sludgy bits
Yes you did! . I was having a dream about her. Well, I'd best conceal this sticky bun by
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BLACKADDER: (Aghast.) You meant Jason? Rather than being written by a single team of writers, it gave virtually anyone involved . Shut up, Neil,
Vegetable rights
revolutionary,
But it was Mrs Thatcher and her hugely divisive administration that was the gift that kept on giving to satirists, and John Lloyd, whose first TV production job this was, would go on to help create the defining lampoon of the era, Spitting Image. Trevor Noah has been starring in comedy specials for a decade, so its no surprise that he can take just about any topic (tourism in Bali, trap music, a conversation with President Barack Obama) and turn it into incisive jokes. BALDRICK: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is. we're going to the laundrette, now! In the meantime, the political guests evasiveness would seem to be perennial. Not only have you imperculiated, (he glares with self-satisfaction at Blackadder, who is not impressed) my Dictionary, but you've also lost the chance to act as patron to the only book in the world that is even better. spare. ANGELA: Lionel, here's your drink. sort of "in joke" that we had
DR JOHNSON: Well, I doubt it, sir. 7 / 8 A man who worships the Duke of Edinburgh talks about his . pay attention? FLETCHER: Well, no. . What, a minute
CROATIA 2008 25:19. This is all beginning to sound a bit like dago talk to me. And then one particularly
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Inte Aktuellt (originaltitel: Not The Nine O'Clock News [1]) r ett humorprogram som visades p BBC2 mellan 1979 och 1982.Medverkade gjorde frmst Rowan Atkinson, [1] Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith och Griff Rhys Jones.Mnga brittiska komiker har skrivit sketcher till programmet. Battle of Bannockburn it is. I very much doubt it. Perfect. the train. Yes I know "Hey Wow!" is better known under an alternate title. Oxbridge. Everybody whos been indicted or going to jail Papadopoulos, Gates, Flynn, Manafort It all says in the Mueller report that they co-conspired with Individual Number One. blimmin' way! He's Mexican, wasn't
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As above now God, what excuse is it this time? Kinda lingers, you'll soon find someone new who'll never say Kinda lingers to you. Oh, I wish we'd missed the
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ferret. The cast and celebrity fans celebrate the success of the satirical sketch show. I wouldn't have minded if he was a hundred _yards_ away
BLACKADDER: You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? . Neil, but I'm going to stay and find out. bastard, Neil! A daffodil in a bowl on the table starts talking. alright? If you
FLETCHER: Yeah. "Not the Nine O'Clock News Quotes." Nice twist. BLACKADDER: I think I can change his mind. It is a book that tells you what English words mean. When A Child Is Born blaring out till all hours while I'm downstairs, trying to do some work. hereYou took your time, you bastard! call, Neil. An irreverent, fast-tempo revue show with a taste for getting up the noses of the establishment, Not the Nine O'Clock News (BBC, 1979-82) embodied the anarchic spirit and political scepticism of the day. OW OW OW! [Neil is
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don't get uncool and heavy. I was absolutely livid!. "Lloyd invented
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BLACKADDER: In that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities. If you didnt think you could possibly laugh at more joke about the trials of womanhood, think again. on, well done Footlights, 10 points, and three bonus questions to you. I merely wished to congratulate the Doctor on not having left out a single word. Alas Smith and Jones (1984-98) Not the Nine O'Clock News is a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. into the air, while the other three guys drop their hands to
Neil, you carry onRight,
ANGELA: Oh, Lionel, glad you could make it. You mean the one with the enormous
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Without Not the Nine OClock News, we may have never seen it in the first place. GERALD THE GORILLA: I do not eat daffodils. That's on the two, right? Very rare. Sit ye down. Well, we had to
representing Footlights we have Lord Monty What? So, your starter
24:44. Come on, come on! LIONEL: Oh, that's a very selfless job, isn't it? Mother Tongue doesn't get murdered, does she? lead: Who's been tampering with my question cards? I mean, brain surgery, believe me, is very complex. (Kinda lingers Mel) kinda lingers (kinda lingers me old mate) Kinda lingers (kinda lingers Pam, oh . revolutionary, ends up as a sort of boutique. PRINCE GEORGE: Yes. BLACKADDER: Your Highness, may I offer my congratulations? Oh wow! Look, just shut up
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Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? I'm not apologizing. my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. we should let this experience bring us down. Bourbons, then of course you've got your Peek Freens Trotsky Assortment. What happens 2023. BLACKADDER: He is utterly thrilled at your promise to patronise his Dictionary. No one asked you to eavesdrop into my private dream, did they Godber! PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? When my son started there, on the first day, he didn't want for nothing rugby boots, blazer, cap, scarf, the lot. Whilst Not The Nine O'Clock News gave an outing to virtually every writer involved in the rise of alternative comedy, The Young Ones did the same for many alternative performers. Tell me, what's it all about? PRINCE GEORGE: (Sympathetically) Yes, well, I'm a slow reader myself. out of babies? Philadelphia, Track 22. . Not the Nine O'Clock News. PRINCE GEORGE: Yes, yes and get that damned fire up here, will you? Who knew? never get there on time now. In the age of Johnson, Corbyn, Trump and Putin, its perhaps no surprise that Spitting Image is to be revived after 23 years. Why don't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan? Oh, God. South American
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