They all asked why Chad was sus. Angelica proclaimed. "I haven't been a part of this discussion at all!" I said. All ASCII Art I used to be a real ad Missing a copypasta? Copypastas about red sus, the impostor is sus, trolling my class with Among Us, losing sanity to Among Us, artistic crewmate ASCII art, and more. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. So today in school, my English teacher was having us do presentation in front of our class. It's a scam. On March 4th and 5th, content creator MarioIsBroken[6][7] uploaded a Super Mario version of the meme to Twitter and YouTube, where it gained over 44,400 and over 919,000 views, respectively (YouTube version shown below, right). "Hmm.. Still, no one understood the reference. I hate it. because it reminded me of the Among Us crewmate .I did the sussy Among Us beatbox. I hate Among Us. "Get it? STOP POSTING ABOUT "Did you know", I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! Why would anyone ever want to play something worse than Mafia? I-I've never seen it this wet before! "Wait, think about this!" Copypastas about red sus, the impostor is sus, trolling my class with Among Us, losing sanity to Among Us, artistic crewmate ASCII art, and more. What the Federal Reserve Is Really Scared About, https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m6ktpp/trolling_my_office_with_among_us_part_4_finale_1/. "You are s u s ." I want to stop thinking about it. HAHA! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! "How do you know I'm the murderer? At this point, everyone at my table was asking for me to leave, and their friend came back, who regularly sat in the chair I was sitting in. I was getting bored, so I decided to explore around a little bit. I noticed it back in July when he seemed grumpy for our fourth of july picnic. I ran out of the door and closed it, hoping that security wouldnt find me. "How do we know it happened on the top floor?" I want to stop thinking about it. "No one asked you.". Stop posting about BALLER. *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! "Wait, think about this!" Me too!" It was beautiful. Finally, the game doesn't really teach you any lessons. But then she introduced me to Among Us. Copypasta. I then made a face resembling the "big chungus" meme, and said "You guys don't get it?? "Woah woah woah, pretty lady! but Ive got something harder. I had to break up with her. It didn't make that much of a sound but I just barely saw out of the bush, the SWAT team start looking around. The other players are disgusted and ashamed of you, your friends laugh at your sussy appearance in ghost chat. I was in a server, right? In March 2021, the rant became the subject of several remixes and edits that used it as an exploitable, later spawning Stop Posting About X edit format. "Well," I started, "The same reason as you. MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG. Hey are you busy later? Go to copypasta r/copypasta Posted by [deleted] stop posting about among us (100% accurate pasta) STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I caused a traffic jam.I went back into the elevator and went to floor 5. okay." STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. "I think it must have been Angelica, she's pretending she doesn't know anything?" I can't even tell Reddit where I am. and our SUS! It's all down to who knows more than everyone else". STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! You will never be a winner. Adam said." Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Shit. About enjoying every moment. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. I looked at my penis, I think of an astronaut's helmet and I go, "Penis? I said. "Wait woah woah, why is it me?" On TV, on billboards, on buseseverywhere. Cookie Notice Not even half a mile away I saw a SWAT police car dash by me. I looked at my friend Dalton (He plays the trumpet in band, just like I do), and yelled "Dalton, do you get the joke????" When I realized no one was laughing, I yelled "Don't any of you guys use reddit?" Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. 115. I want to stop hating Among Us. Chad stated. So I didn't. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! SUBMIT. I am the IMPOSTER. And so we decided to throw him out the window. 2. You're Tik-Tokers trying to invade Reddit!" I fucking looked at a trashcan I said "THATS A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis, I think of the astronauts helmet, and i go "PENIS?! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! ASCII art and copypasta related to the popular game Among Us and the bastardized version of the name, Amogus. My coworker Dave spoke up. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m6fx9u/trolling_my_church_with_among_us/. Click here to contribute. And I slapped his face and yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING!" https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m5pof0/trolling_my_office_with_among_us_part_2/, When I went into the office the next day everybody ignored me. I really did it. It was travelling to my boss' office. HE DOESN'T GET THE AMONG US REFERENCE!" Oh!" I didn't do anything sus, at least if murder, sexual harassment, and assault don't count as being sus. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US IM TIRED OF SEEING IT My friends on tiktok send me memes on discord its fucking memes I was in a server right an ALL of the channels are just AMONG US MEMES I-I I SHOWED MY . Chad stated. The only problem I have with the Among Us people is that they keep making a new thread about getting Among Us on to Hypixel. Maybe I should start playing something else instead. Copypastas about red sus, the impostor is sus, trolling my class with Among Us, losing sanity to Among Us, artistic crewmate ASCII art, and more. I hate it so much! Gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? In emergency meetings people call you sus. Its 5 dollars on steam and other consoles but it is free on App Store and Google Play. Angelica replies. What steps can I take to save him? Simply explained. Sorry! So I walked up to a coworker and said "Hey, why are you ignoring me, you're a bit sussy!" Part 1. "You fucking cracker-jacks! Every. MORE LIKE PEENSUS! I now had to convince everyone that I wasn't the imposter. Refresh and try again. ( Psst kid, you wanna disable adblock? He reached for the red phone and I was reminded it looked like the Among us character. Any sus! Any sus! and then I explained the joke. (Like how the guy said it in the "STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US" rant. It was the CEO of Pepsi-co! They obviously don't understand that making money off of something isn't enough. stop posting about baller Lyrics. | Where! Where! Channel. I yelled back." I was naruto running around the office when Adam stopped me and said Why are you running? OH MY FUCK DID HE JUST SAY THE FUNNY UGANDAN MEME? #26. I went to another country to stay there because I always wanted to go there. Fun fact among us got banned at the daycare where I work at I hate Among Us Everyone keeps talking about it. Me three!" , "I agree." I live in a smaller area and there are plenty of McDonalds!. I quickly ran into the elevator and went down. 5m. I yelled "When the imposter is sus!" She said she's been obsessed with him lately, but that I didn't have anything to worry about. I responded by yelling "THE TEACHER IS SUS I SAW HER VENT" and then naruto running around the room. I want him in my ass, I want him to fill my . shane keeps grabbing knives from our kitchen and chasing ryland around the house with them, saying he is an imposter. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! Everyone was looking at me like I had just sexually abused a Syrian 4 year old refugee (which I had done before.) Bottom line: Nothing good comes from Among Us. I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but Id love to do you first. John said. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! "How do we know it happened on the top floor?" But I wasn't about to give up. With Among Us. 2 time for u 9 > to stop 8 4 using this 7 5 copypasta 6. new copypasta funny copypasta twitch copypasta steam copypasta discord copypasta . Any sus!Where!Any sus Where! Where! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND. Quickly, a bunch of men fully armed with automatic rifles and heavy armor came out of the back, scoping the area around. I heard one of them yell. 1. kyubi_on_the_run 2 mo. I looked around but couldnt find him. I defended myself. More like pen-sus!" GUYS IM MEETING AMOGUS!!!! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. The emergency button is an object located in Cafeteria on The Skeld and MIRA HQ, Office on Polus, and Meeting Room on The Airship. I didn't even know what that meant until later when I heard them mention that it was some sort of social deduction game. I hope you guys find this note. Another coworker, Adam, pointed out the window towards the paramedics wrapping up my boss' mangled corpse in a body bag." Do you have a HUGE JOHNSON?! and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. Hey, youre done your tasks right? STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT My friends on TikTok send me memes on Discord it's fucking memes i was in a server right and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe when the underwear sus HAHA . I want to stop hearing about it all the time. He quickly hopped to his defense. Click here to contribute. I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "Thats a bit SUSSY!" Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. "Well," I started, "The same reason as you. Honestly, I couldn't believe my ears. MY FWIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND MEMES, ON DISCOWD IT'S FUCKING MEMES. Trending. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! It's nothing but a rip-off. Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? He's on top of a vent!!" I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT, AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST AMONG US STUFF. Again, no one even giggled. Everywhere I go I see it. holy fuck mate, what did among us do to you!?! Channel. "Well, you're pale, and you work on the closest floor to the boss." It's mostly likely that I won't make it back alive. Everybody in the office was looking at me like I just murdered several bosnian children. I hope I can ever meet him. And another time I was playing Fortnite and someone started talking about how cool it was that there was a new game called Among Us. I SAW HER FAKE A SCAN IN MEDBAY!" She screamed "SECURITY!" He was angry and he tried to punch me again but I grabbed his fist and said "Omae wa mo shinderu." and then I said "WHEN THE PASTOR IS SUS!" The video received 32,000 views and 7,300 likes in five days[2] and over 384,300 views and 109,300 likes in five weeks. One of them asked me Hey buddy, are you lost? I noticed that his nametag read Hugh Johnson, CFO. Thousands of games have allowed crewmates to identify impostors with incredible efficiency. I have plenty of evidence. I want to stop seeing it everywhere. I was dashing around the office. So I got in the elevator when it came back up and went to the first floor. NAME EVERY TASK Where Any sus! Where! Where! Privacy Policy. I show my champion underwea. I quickly realized that it wasn't real life. I just did my daily jackoff to my impostor body pillow, but when I came, I started floating, and think I got teleported into the skeld. No McDonalds! I'm gonna forever go down in Reddit history. when suddenly the elevator opened. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I noticed the Pepsi pin on her shirt and said "When the Pepsi is sus!" IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord send me memes, I was in a server, right, and all channels are just among us stuff. It is everywhere I hate it I hate Among Us. We talked about our lives and laughed together. 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