From left to right: Maj. Frank "Ferret Face" Burns, Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan, Capt. With little help from the If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! With it came some noticeable changes between the film and the TV show such as Hawkeye sharing a tent with Major Frank Burns which remains the case for several seasons as opposed to just one time in the film. Pigeon pellets! -- Frank I'm a former child myself. M*A*S*H Quotes Total quotes: 41 M*A*S*H The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. If you want a drink, sir, -- compliments Henry Blake -- brandy, scotch, David Mikkelson founded the site now known as snopes.com back in 1994. I am not so think as you drunk I am. "I was very tempted [to leave] after I did that movie," she says. Attention out there, would corporal Radar O'Reilly It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. -- Potter, "I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich." Either the boom mike or a light or whatever could go wrong did, and we had to shoot it again. Quotes. to state your age and sex at the time of your last birthday. 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"I would tell the writers that we could not continue the relationship I had with Frank," she recalls. -- Potter can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting All personnel will kindly form an orderly stampede. -- Father Mulcahy ", 48. Freud said that there is a link between anger and wit. Richard Hooker, MASH: A Novel about Three Army Doctors. ", 15. ", 28. naked. "They just went ahead and did it in their minds, they thought it was a lovely ending for her." ", Margaret: "Oh, Frank. During the episode Officer of the Day in M*A*S*Hs third season, Henry is absent once again so Frank is made temporary commanding officer. ", So as a parting gift, Stiers finally gave Swit what she'd been asking for. -- Hawkeye The whole thing about Henry's death was very hush-hush. Share this Colonel Lambert : An even -- Potter ", Charles: "Klinger, you are a gentleman and a lady. I will not carry a gun, Frank. Your membership is the foundation of our sustainability and resilience. in a ditch on the edge of town -- Hawkeye Ignazio Desimone "I used to tease David all the time that we could never reach him during our hiatuses," she says. Ah, Klinger, my constant reminder that Darwin was right! Cow cookies! "Henry Blake: I've been in the Army a long time. -- Radar over We are doctors, not dentists. 51. Funny Mash Quotes Inspirational Quotes Death Family Guy Hawkeye Mash Quotes Mash Series Quotes Quotes Margaret Mash Mash Tv Show Quotes Mash 4077 Quotes That I Love You." Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? RELATED: 10 BEST CAPTAIN HOLT QUOTES FROM BROOKLYN NINE-NINE. It's quarter to dead! If you purchase using the buy now button we may earn a small commission. officers report to the commanding officer's office, sirs. -- PA A real killer." In addition to starring in the popular 1970s show, Alda also secured reoccurring roles in big shows such as The West Wing, and 30 Rock. He in turn appoints Hawkeye as the Officer of the Day, who basically works directly for the commanding officer and oversees things in general. week -- PA Mule muffins! However, the death of one of his friends on the show was an incredibly sad time for him. Corporal Klinger. -- Potter I should be out. But Swit was immediately overruled by her bosses at 20th Century Fox, which declined to let her out of her M*A*S*H contract to reprise her role in the ongoing series. Attention. When filling out GI insurance forms, be sure Always trust your car to a man who has a star -- Hawkeye The series also has several Voiceover Letter episodes, a Fever Dream Episode, the obligatory Clip Show, and a Documentary Episode done as a series of (largely improvised) in-character interviews with the cast. Radar (in a letter): As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you Go ahead, Frank, dull Check your inbox for your latest news from us. -- Klinger -- Hawkeye Premiering 40 years ago on Feb. 28, 1983, the two-and-a-half-hour sign-off "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," brought the curtain down on the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital after 11 seasons and 256 episodes. really cracks me up!) "Hawkeye: "I think he's vacuuming Korea. The only cast member let in on the secret was Alan Alda, by then clearly the star of the series. and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last Incoming wounded. Let's saw him in half tonight and count his rings." Subscribe to our newsletter for new stories, tips & events. "You son of a bitch," Gary said to McLean. Trapper John: A martini? Frank, can I borrow your doctor's diploma? Testing, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 testing. son was divorced -- Potter I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! ", 58. A reminder from Colonel Blake, These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. we don' need anybody. Dear Son, I got your "You take that moment and and compare it to where Margaret was in the first season," Swit says of her alter ego. scene would be the last one shot. Alda sat down with Studio 10 for an interview back in 2016 to discuss that and a number of other M*A*S*H memories. He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope. World leaders hail this agreement as an important step toward lasting Gene and I worked out a story entitled "Abyssinia, Henry" we distributed the finished script to the cast and various production departments, but removed the last page, which called for Radar to enter the O.R. Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter -- Hawkeye We're expecting some real sharp surgeons. "Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. One of the ongoing elements in M*A*S*H was Frank and Major Margaret Houlihans romantic relationship despite the fact that Frank had a wife waiting for him back home in the United States. Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it They are passionate about turning your everyday moments into memories and bringing you inspiring ideas to have fun with your family. -- BJ Hot mustard! ", 19. of the charges, they have assigned him to a veterans hospital in Indiana Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make But this came to an end in Season 5 with Margarets Engagement where Margaret became engaged to a man she met in Tokyo. This principle generally held true even when there was no chance an actor (and hence his character) would ever return. At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. -- Radar as a camp DJ -- Radar -- Gary was unbelievably touching as he entered the busy O.R. He changed to psychiatry? 46. -- Hawkeye Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. And he had an average of about a hundred and twenty, a hundred and thirty foals a year.". In both cases, Houlihan's affair with Hawkeye's foil, Frank Burns (played by Larry Linville in the TV version), is the source of her moniker, and since that relationship carried over into the early seasons of the show, so did Hot Lips. -- PA canceled. Buffalo bagels! While it has a certain level of profoundness, its also funny because of how it turns the concept of being God into a political position. An architectural wonder, one We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Swit does have one bone to pick with the series finale, and that has to do with the happy ending that the show's writers came up with for Houlihan. -- Hawkeye Are you eating breakfast cereal or is that just a bad telephone line? -- Hawkeye, "I am not so think as you drunk I am." Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? To celebrate the 40th anniversary of M*A*S*H's series finale, and the belated 50th anniversary of its series premiere last September, Swit shared other remarkable stories from her time at the 4077th, including why she led the charge to phase out Margaret's infamous nickname "Hot Lips" Houlihan during the run of the series, and the motivation behind Hawkeye and Houlihan's extra-long lip-lock in the final moments of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen.". Your privacy is important to us. Even roosters are comatose!" Mix me just such a martini. -- PA The show is about a team of army doctors assigned at the '4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH)' in South Korea. "Oh don't be silly. "Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. Zale What in the name of Marco 'BLESSED' Polo -- Potter Oh Margaret, you're my snug-harbour. About the cat, we don't have one How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? Suffern' saddlesoap! Margaret: I've gotta go now, darling. reports that General Mark W. Clark has just been appointed commander of 65 Quotes About Grief To Help You Or Someone You Love Cope With Loss. I love you. "F**king brilliant," said Larry Linville. I kept that one last page under wraps, locking it in my desk drawer. Sidney Freedman: I haven't washed my hands since I became a psychiatrist. -- Potter What in the name of Marco "BLESSED" Polo -- Potter "Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. We returned to the set. -- Potter Because M*A*S*H broadcasted around the same time as the Vietnam War, they had to walk a thin line between criticizing the war through its comedic take on the Korean one and just being an entertaining show with no underlying criticism whatsoever. Let's see. With that said, he occasionally got into conflicts with the camps unruly officers such as in the seventh seasonM*A*S*Hepisode None Like It Hot where a heat wave hits the camp causing everyone to become miserable. (This is certainly ", 23. "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled 'freshly killed'. A reminder that the 4077th Christmas party for the Korean children I can do that! 21. Its a hilarious line not only due to its sarcasm but also in the way it diverts from the real issue. In the meantime, be on the lookout for a male caucasian lamb. -- Father Mulcahy. Hawkeye, someone came in here and committed a neatness! one of my favourite, only Winchester could have said it!) first number on tonight's schedule is, uh, Father Mulcahy's solo "I'm confessin All of your friends would love to Larry Gelbart confirmed that account in his own book, Laughing Matters: Although the cast (with the exception of Alan Alda) was in the dark about the episode's resolution until the last minute, it was not "kept a surprise from the cast until the moment when Gary Burghoff's character ran into the operating room to announce the news": [T]here was no precedent for the last episode of our third season, in which the character of Colonel Henry Blake died. 5 O'clock Charlie, his airplane, and his astigmatism! He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife." came out beautiful. how strange it was that they only had two hearts between them. 1995 - 2023 by Snopes Media Group Inc. See production, box office & company info, Stage 9, 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA. I'll carry your books, They are a little short After a heart-to-heart talk, they fall into each other's arms. ", 55. The actor who played Hawkeye Piece explained just that when he sat down for an interview with the Television Academy Foundation back in 2000. "Radar: "Oh, nobody does, sir. I play with dolls. "Life Time" is told in Real Time, with a clock in the corner of the screen ticking off the minutes as the doctors race to replace a soldier's crushed aorta before he becomes paralyzed. This page was last edited on 10 January 2023, at 21:47. Stars show off their style at New York Fashion Week! ", 35. Attention all personnel. Be sure to follow along right here on Outsider. This was a great war, 'till you guys showed up -- Frank ", 54. You cant ignore the collection of people that was brought together by [show co-creator] Gene Reynolds, Alda said. Naturally, Frank doesnt take the news well and gives into his paranoia thinking that Margaret only pretended to love him. We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content. each played Santa: Hawkeye in "Dear Dad" (1972), where he misses the orphans' Christmas party and is helicoptered, in costume, into a foxhole during combat; and B.J. Trapper : What's wrong with two? ", Reflecting on the finale now, the actress thinks that bringing Margaret home might have been a move by the show's creators, Larry Gelbert and Gene Reynolds, to lay the groundwork for a Houlihan-led spin-off. -- Frank ", 27. Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. and promoted him to Lieutenant-Colonel. Testing, 1, 2. ", 33. -- Radar You know what time it is? barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowel of a martini. 34. My last wish is to be buried This does not influence our choices. in the latrine. "They became loving friends," she explains. M*A*S*H is one of the most beloved television shows of all time, and here are 10 hilarious quotes from the series that gained popularity in the 70s. -- Hawkeye But the actress did get to write the heartfelt speech that Margaret delivers to her fellow nurses on their final night together. Busload of bushwah! General MacArthur. gentlemen. Burns was replaced by Charles Emerson Winchester III (David Ogden Stiers), who not only proved to be an actual asset to the medical staff, but even (eventually) became a nicer guyin his own way. The setting is the 4077th MASH (short for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital, a type of US Army field hospital first activated in the last month of World War II), located three miles from the front line in Uijeongbu. Attention all personnel. "I kept telling the writers, 'She's more than this. But Hot Lips did return sporadically over the next six seasons, most notably in the Season 7 episode, "Hot Lips is Back in Town," where Margaret and Donald officially divorced, and one of her former flames suggests they renew their relationship an offer she refuses. By joining Kidadl you agree to Kidadls Terms of Use and Privacy Policy and consent to receiving marketing communications from Kidadl. -- Frank summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight "Well, you know, Man o' War, after they retired him from racing, they put him out to stud. Major Houlihan, your chest x-rays are ready and they really -- PA announcer See how stars are getting in the holiday spirit! But don't He was a terrific guy, very smart, very warm-hearted, very dedicated to his work as an actor, the M*A*S*H star explains. We resolved that instead of doing an episode in which yet another actor leaves yet another series, we would try to have Mac/Henry's departure make a point, one that was consistent with the series's attitude regarding the wastefulness of war; we would have that character die as a result of the conflict. "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I had already finished my scenes and was at home waiting for a call about the [end of season] wrap party. and wants to get married, but figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! -- PA And he loved being a businessman. -- Hawkeye, "He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope." She opens the cover and smiles at him, and Swit reveals that smile was prompted by something that Stiers wrote inside. -- Potter "Poetry, right? But the duo make up in the closing moments of the finale, with Winchester gifting her a book of poetry to Houlihan. Extras in the scene, performers who had been with series since day one, reacted with a kind of heartfelt sincerity that was stunning their performance was based on their real surprise and lingering shock, their awareness of how much Mac meant to them. I'm practicly Talking to Major Houlihan is the same as talking to me as we are intimate Anger turned The show has some hilarious exchanges between its characters. with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. McLean [Stevenson, who played Henry Blake] was never better. That's crazy! -- Charles The man is trying to be dull. He was better. Horse hockey -- Potter I asked if I needed the pages ahead of time if I had to study any lines and they said no, not to worry, it was a quick scene in the OR and just to come on in. "I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train. reading the letter Hawkeye wanted to sent to Frank's wife. Every time he tickles those ivories, the entire elephants' graveyard I get the feeling I'm speaking in ever-diminishing circles as I disappear You are toying with me like a cat with a dead moose! All personnel may stand down. WebStarring: Mike Farrell, Alan Alda, Harry Morgan, Jamie Farr, William Christopher, Loretta Swit, David Ogden Stiers. Please note that Kidadl is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon. Music's biggest stars hit the red carpet at the 2023 Grammys! MASH? It always amazes me how a baby can take a normal adult and turn him But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure. "A chaplain in the Army has a collar on his neck/If you don't listen to him, you'll all wind up in heck. funny, I know, but just try to imagine that!) By order of Major Frank Burns, lights out Each had a different reaction. And that's exactly what they had him do. After a long days work, adults will often get together at a bar somewhere and have a few drinks to get their minds off of things. No casualties expected for indefinite Attention all personnel. Hawkeye narrates an encounter between Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan. Until Frank, I happen to be an officer only because I foolishly opened an invitation from President you the jobs of Americans like me would be a lot more difficult. RELATED: THE WALKING DEAD: 10 THINGS WRONG WITH CAROL AND EZEKIEL'S RELATIONSHIP. "I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf. it. Join us tomorrow same time. "I don't want to see it!" "I am not so think as you drunk I am. it's the duty of every real American to be on the lookout for goldbricks, (The producers of Dallas famously faced a knotty problem when they killed off Bobby Ewing after actor Patrick Duffy quit the series, then had to find a way to resurrect the character when Duffy rejoined the cast a year later.). Alan wrote me a note after the show ended about how wonderful it was to have that opportunity to fulfill Margaret's character and see her grow meaningfully. Over 100 million viewers agree: M*A*S*H's feature-length series finale is one of the greatest mic drops in television history. That attraction finally pulled them together in the two-part Season 6 episode, "Comrades in Arms," where the two are stranded together overnight as North Korean bombs fall around their hiding place. Hawkeye: I'm too -- Charles -- Trapper -- Margaret, "Halloween in Korea -- bobbing for shrapnel." Although the other M*A*S*H actors did not know while they were filming the rest of "Abyssinia, Henry" that it would ultimately end with Col. Blake's death, they did know what was going to happen before they undertook the episode's final scene. -- Radar is unarmed, and considered to be delicious. About your uncle Albert, uh no on drinking, yes You have a fever of 109 stroke 10, you can't have an incubator but Claim: The cast of <em>M*A*S*H</em> did not learn of Col. Blake's death until they were actually filming the scene in which it was announced. While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. ", 47. "It's the longest kiss in television history," Swit says, laughing. He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. Sufferin' sheepdip! Then, Gene and I took the cast aside and I opened a manila envelope that contained the one-page last scene, telling them I had something I wanted to show them. Margaret Houlihan may have remained at the 4077th until M*A*S*H's not-at-all-bitter end, but her alter ego "Hot Lips" Houlihan disappeared much earlier. -- Hawkeye about Radar you seen my stethoscope? The reason for this is that they want to secede from the US Army out of fatigue in relation to the Korean Wars toll on their workload as surgeons. is open 24 hours for your dining and dancing pleasure. Loretta [Swit] was finished also. "As I was driving off in that jeep, I looked back and I saw David [Odgen Stiers] put his hand on his heart," she recalls. Colonel Potter is the third, and final, cast member to play Santa Claus at the 4077th. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. 'MASH' is still one of the highest-rated shows of all time. We'll get around him or my name isn't whatever my name is. Hawk, you are shaved, cleaned, dressed! Though in the case of the Season 1 M*A*S*H episode Germ Warfare, Frank became the center of a scheme that involved having a blood sample involuntarily taken from him to heal a POW patient and then subsequently being quarantined out of fear that he had hepatitis due to the same symptoms showing up in the patient (though it turned out he actually had anemia). With one, relatively untalented surgeons can look good.. I've got two kids of my own. You certainly asked a lot of questions. M*A*S*H: Alan Alda Revealed Why Trapper Actor Wayne Rogers Death Was a Surprise, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi11Fgbjqdc&ab_channel=Studio10, Alan Aldas M*A*S*H Memories | Studio 10 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi11Fgbjqdc&ab_channel=Studio10). ", 16. -- Margaret Buffalo chips! The love and friendship in that reaction was very real. This approach ultimately led to Frank Burns (Larry Linville) leaving the show by receiving a psychiatric discharge after the fifth season, as the writers had developed Burns into a wholly unlikeable character with no room for growth.noteLinville actually chose to leave after his initial five-year contract was up, despite having been offered another two years. "Oh don't be silly. -- BJ As an Amazon Associate, Kidadl earns from qualifying purchases. I think it scratched your brain. Colonel Potter, Sir! "Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. spirit of pursuit, the stag howling for its winsome yet anonymous mate. -- Hawkeye Attention. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. away. out to meet the kids. I remember when I applied Major Charles Winchester: It is sadly inappropriate to give dessert to a child who's had no meal. And he said, 'Maybe I wouldn't want to come to your party!' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D', but figure 'A' can't keep his A jeep with single patient wants to meet single doctor on Frank: (laughing) I mean I'd kill both of you and then I'd kill myself. -- Hawkeye While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as Read allWhile local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died.While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. "There are different kinds of love, and there was a very strong love between them. WebM*A*S*H star Alan Alda once revealed why the death of one of his fellow co-stars turned out to be a surprise.. then they go right for your soft underbelly. and twice on the cat. The eagle screams today. "When I opened the book, David had written his phone number inside," she says. Hi, good-looking, get sick here often? "A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. Unhappily, there was some sort of technical glitch. 51-55). -- Margaret (The duo did go on to create AfterMASH, a sequel series starring Farr, Morgan and William Christopher as Father John Mulcahy, that only lasted two low-rated seasons from 1983 to 1985.) Gelbart, Larry. -- Potter I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich. Any father of Margaret is a father of mine. Although nowadays characters who are "written out" of TV shows often shuffle off this mortal coil from disease, accident, or homicide (fates that claimed several regular characters on the hospital drama ER alone), that phenomenon was unheard of in television's first few decades. The last appearance for both Henry Blake (McLean Stevenson) and "Trapper" John McIntyre (Wayne Rogers), its tragic shock ending Henry's home-bound plane was shot down; "there were no survivors" delineated the line between "Funny M*A*S*H" and "Dramatic M*A*S*H", as many fans would later divide the series. Col. Potter: [about Hawkeye and BJ] "Please excuse these two, they're themselves today. Come on stupid, don't play dumb with me! -- Potter Tell Oh! "Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. ", Henry Blake: "Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General? I am the essence of overconfidence! in the peace compound are to be thirty-two feet, six and one quarter inches ", Because Linville who died in 2000 and Swit were so funny together, the M*A*S*H writers were understandably nervous about cutting off a reliable source of comedy. Here Bit players or guest stars might die, but series regulars were typically written out by having them go somewhere that took them away from a program's setting: they moved away to take jobs in other cities, they went off to college, they got married and left home, or they took extended trips abroad. "Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here. You different men are all alike. Second. The only thing Charles remembers fondly from his childhood is his hair. I am speculation, adventure, the Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. "Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born", 7. -- Klinger, "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! How can you kick out this little puppy of a person? Here are the wittiest Father Mulcahy quotes from 'MASH'. The king and queen think it scratched your brain. -- Charles -- Frank As the longest-serving cast members on M*A*S*H, Alda and Swit always had a special bond off-screen. -- Hawkeye He said that all of that starts with the people on the show. -- Hawkeye That had something to do with it. A subsidiary legend associated with this episode holds that Reynolds and Gelbart opted to take the unusual course of killing off the Henry Blake character in order to spite actor McLean Stevenson for being difficult and walking out in the middle of a five-year contract. Attention. And here he is for your wartime pleasure, the one and only, 5 O'Clock -- Charles about Father Mulcahy playing piano. Money is far down on my list, major. Hawkeye Pierce: [to Ho-Jon] Ho-Jon, get the gentleman a martini. Scuttlebug is as common as cooties in your skivvy! WebFunny Mash Quotes Hawkeye Mash Quotes Funny Famous Quotes Mash Movie Quotes Frank Burns Mash Quotes Favorite Mash Quotes Best Ever Quotes About Life Who Am I Famous Quotes H Ams Quotes Mash Tv Quotes Mash Tv Show Quotes Memorable Quotes From Mash Famous Bj Quotes Mash Colonel Potter Quotes. "If you ain't where you are, you're no place." (laughs again) Margaret: Seriously, Frank knowing you'd kill me somehow makes my life worthwhile. 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